Preschool boy upset about the milk spilled on his lunchbox:
“Now I have to throw it away. And this cost $100! Too bad it’s wet.”
Preschool boy #1: “Did you eat a booger earlier?”
Preschool boy #2: “Yeah.”
Preschool boy #1: “Me too.”
Preschool boy #2: “Yeah.”
Preschool boy #1: “Me too.”
1st grade boy elated that it was finally the
weekend wrote on the board: “NO STOPED HOMEWORK!”
1st grade boy teaching a preschooler about Jesus:
“God is in all of our hearts and loves us very much. Even you!”
Preschool boy to his classmates: “We’re all going to be best
friends when we grow up, right?”
Overheard in a preschool conversation: “Yeah, but NO ONE
gets to sleep in my mom and dad’s room."
Preschooler on the swing: “I wish I could swing up so high I
could get past heaven! I think I’ll do that, maybe a little bit later this afternoon."
Two preschoolers whispering to each other upon seeing the
church kitchen and a kiddie picnic table in the corner: “Look, that’s Jesus’
kitchen. And that is where all of his children sit.”
Preschooler coloring: "There's Jesus hanging out on the cross!"
Preschooler sitting in a chair, turns to me and randomly says, "I always get wedgies. It's no fun."
Preschooler waiting in line: "Ugh, my vagina is bothering me!"