Here are some nuggets from my time working with 4 & 5 year olds... I miss them already!
"My friend Whitney's birthday is... I'm just going to say the year because I don't remember... October! Yes, it's going to be in the summer."
"If you give someone a picture in jail they will just tear it up and throw it away."
Me: "When is your birthday?"
Him: "April 40th."
One girl playing with another girl's hair: "Do you have chemicals in your hair?"
"Mrs. Rauch, you should name your baby Lily. Or Rosie! Yeah, Rosie is the name of my cousin's guinea pig."
Her: "You should name your baby Wendy."
Me: "I haven't thought about that name yet. What if the baby is a boy?"
Her: "That is a boy's name."
Him: "I had a steak at the restaurant at Disneyland."
Me: "How do you like your steak?"
Me: "How do you like it cooked?"
Him: "Probably just regular."
Preschool girl sticks making tape to her chin and says in a pretend deep voice: "I'm a boy. I like to talk to girls and marry them."